It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
If a girl leans toward you: Kiss her.
If her hand is free: Hold it.
If she’s upset: Hug her until she is okay.
Just: love her.
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out
actual picture of me after chipotle