THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
happy earth day friends
this is…the best possible use of this particular gif.
Nintendo 64 start screen montage.
happy earth day
trying to even out ur hoodie strings like
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
My friend is a snapchat genius
i do fun things all the time. for example, right now i’m sitting