actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING



askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

image



upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger



fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play



fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.





forever:

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description



disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”



older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 



domsdominatinggaming:

Nintendo 64 start screen montage. 



e-upepsia:

happy earth day

e-upepsia:

happy earth day



seedy:

trying to even out ur hoodie strings like

image



nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor



fantasticcatadventures:

My friend is a snapchat genius

fantasticcatadventures:

My friend is a snapchat genius



virguin:

snapchatting:

i do fun things all the time. for example, right now i’m sitting

and snapchatting