indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all



top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)



radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive



dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

image



amy-rory-melody:

vaginaboiwithabowtie:

Dobby’s first and last words.

You know what fuck this gifset



memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget



phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?



fake-suicide-of-genius:

stevie-rae-johnson:

tfiosmovienews:

First and last words of Augustus Waters.

WHY

I KNEW I WOULD FIND THIS POST EVENTUALLY



kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life



bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly



blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan





dutchster:

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

what else would you do? just walk away not saying anything?



majorhayniac:

cutieking:

muffins-are-ok-i-guess:

pengwhat:

procrastinatorsprovince:

So, erm.. This happened..

Esteban? more like EsteDAMN

I bet his name isn’t the only thing long about him

reblogging for the comment

estedamn