i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
Spring Never forget
TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD
I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP
I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT
I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE
BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER
AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH
AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED
I CANNOT DO WORK
I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST
I CANNOT FUNCTION
First and last words of Augustus Waters.
I KNEW I WOULD FIND THIS POST EVENTUALLY
I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
what else would you do? just walk away not saying anything?
So, erm.. This happened..
Esteban? more like EsteDAMN
I bet his name isn’t the only thing long about him
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